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Client: “I googled my name and there is some nasty stuff about me on the Internet. There is this guy saying in his blog that I am an idiot. I want you to remove that blog and block the Internet if they write shit about me.” Us: “We cannot do that.” Client: “Well, get someone else to do it then. I want every nasty stuff about me removed from the Internet today, and make sure nobody can write bad things about me. I want you to control the Internet.” Us: “We can’t control it and neither can you.” Client: “Right, if you won’t do it I’ll find someone who will.” Us: “Good luck, let us know if you succeed.” "A little cheerful for Mogwai, but a sweet tune.
"Once my friend told me that he had found Jesus. I thought to myself, “WooHoo, we’re rich!” It turns out he meant something different. - Jack Handey"
Can the Human Race survive? Pure, raw power
"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.” - Woody Allen"
Probably the best Fuck Off I’ve ever read!
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